Strongbow from the can and Downton Abbey on the screen is my new love. Like a long Jane Austen novel in 'modern' times. Nothing is happening but I can't stop watching. And then suddenly they drop the line that just makes me laugh out loud or breaks my heart. "We don't have to wait, you know. If you want me to throw up everything and come with you, I will - gladly!" - "I can't marry you yet. Not legally. And I won't break a law." - "It's not against a law to take a mistress, Mr. Bates."