did i already mention how much i hate all those fake-vintage instagram pictures that are flooding the internet? here's my version of it, not instagram (no one will ever see me getting an iPhone - i hope) but oldschool photoshopping. starring my new michael kors sunglasses.

Oh my god, it's so hot! Oh my god, it's so cold! Oh my god, I'm so messed up!

I don't know which way to go. Stars above try to guess! Where's my gin? Where's my glass? All this mess comes from your ass!!!